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Anne Thomas's avatar

Oh also I knew exactly who the quote was by and about but I didn't know what they looked like 😂

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Rebekah King's avatar

That counts!

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Anne Thomas's avatar

Ok so if you had made this a matching game with a name bank I think I would have killed it. No way was I pulling those specific names out of thin air!! But like, of COURSE that was Christopher Marlowe.

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Rebekah King's avatar

I should do that next time, that’s a good idea!

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Kerry Sutherland's avatar

Kerouac is absolutely edible.

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Rebekah King's avatar

It’s not really fair to other men that he’s that handsome too

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Onshore's avatar

Only managed to get Byron and Keats 😅 I thought I knew what Melville and Dickens looked like.. turns out I didn’t lol

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Kit Karlsson's avatar

What??? Chekhov was hot?? Ok now I have to read him I guess 🥵🥵

Also I remember reading somewhere that when Byron was buried the undertaker remarked that he was extremely well hung (I believe reference was made to a pony...)

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Rebekah King's avatar

That is extremely unprofessional undertaker behaviour...but I have a feeling it's what Byron would have wanted

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BAD HISTORY's avatar

Sad to see Thomas Pynchon didn’t make the list. Chin up, Thom. There’s always next year.

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Rebekah King's avatar

There are different kinds of beauty!

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Fi Cooper's avatar

I was only sure about Kerouac, Marlowe and Kureshi. I wrote Shelley (?) down for at least three of them, and he wasn't in it! 😆

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Rebekah King's avatar

The Romantics are all quite interchangeable, aren’t they? They definitely had a shared ‘look'. I didn’t know what Kerouac looked like before compiling this quiz and…wow

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Lou Tilsley's avatar

I couldn’t even guess any of these 😂 Really didn’t recognise the youthful Dickens. I guess I assumed he came into the world middle-aged and bearded!

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Rebekah King's avatar

He looks so girlish and innocent!

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Genghis Galahad's avatar

Yeah, that note on Melville! I found out way back when upon perusing the book section of a Sunday edition of LA Times, back whrn we used to read the paper in hand, that Melville passionately pursued Nathaniel Hawthorne! Brings new light into high school senior English Lit! 🐳 Who knew his Ahab's dogged purusit of his curiously named whale species (probably it) was more than symbolic! Call me Ishmael, indeed!

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Rebekah King's avatar

I know, poor Melville!

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Genghis Galahad's avatar

7. CAMUS and 9. GOGOL? I couldn't avoid #1 answer and yet I might've had it on tip of my tongue....how about a quiz on which actor could portray which author and I know that John Steinbeck could easily be played by the excellent Clive Owen, if not the late singular actor, Paul Walker, RIP! ... on a lighter note, I'm glad to gain confirmation that Cavill is the "objective" (no need quotes really) reference for your definition. Makes sense across the nerdy/geeky/athletic/renaissance man/gentleman of character board: no use competing on ANY front with the guy!

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Rebekah King's avatar

Now that could be fun!

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Architectonic's avatar

Not a single one. I thought Byron was Blackadder for a minute.

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Rebekah King's avatar

Amazing!

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Sheila (of Ephemera)'s avatar

Well, clearly I am not reading any of these authors for their looks, as I didn't know any of them, not even poor Dickens!

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Rebekah King's avatar

That's because you're a woman of taste, Sheila - what care you for the beauty of a man's face when the beauty of his soul has so delighted you?

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Liz Zimmers's avatar

For me, Kerouac and Byron win the beauty contest. 😁

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Rebekah King's avatar

They’re bonnie lads that’s for certain.

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Hanna Delaney's avatar

I knew it was Jack

Kerouac just by that lovely mouth. I got about 7 including Marlow, but I only fancy Jack.

I see Khaled Hosseini isn't on here? 😅

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Rebekah King's avatar

Oh my he is handsome isn’t he! There were a few I kicked myself for not thinking of after I’d finished. 7 is a highly respectable score.

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Chad Mix's avatar

Ohhh, if only you really existed…

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LoLo's avatar

Ok Jack Kerouac is going to be a central figure in my daydream rotation.

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Rebekah King's avatar

My jaw dropped when i first saw that picture.

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